Teachers got jokes
Some advice for those students wanting to be the next Jack Ryan:
If you’re looking to hide top secret information, insert it into a syllabus or an assignment’s instructions. No one will ever read it.
— Typical EduCelebrity (@EduCelebrity) December 2, 2019
And, just to shake things up for those parents who religiously check their kids’ online grading programs:
Instead of gender reveals, I’m going to start doing grade reveals with my students.
Hit the piñata and whatever color chalk dust emerges that’s your grade.
— The Modest Teacher (@ModestTeacher) December 3, 2019
For those students who think the professor is so busy professing, that they’re actually sly…
I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this … cue the x files theme pic.twitter.com/xXsNqB8UuL
— hey what’s up i’m jared (@elizwsmith) March 27, 2018
And, for those kids who should attend class more often…
https://twitter.com/ksboswell/status/913444594641141760
And, lastly, for those students who thought they were ’bout to get away with skipping all those lectures…
Oh yeah.. my professor catching some hands for this. pic.twitter.com/LcLR9Q9Bo2
— Leek Pope (@lil_leek6) December 5, 2017
